Air Line Furries Association, International

Advancing furry aviation safety, security, and wellness

Notice of Clandestine Operations and Legislative Evasion

Due to sustained political interference and unbudgeted traffic inquiries from the United States Senate Committee on Armed Services and continued visitation from non-credentialed union members, the Air Line Furries Association, International (ALFA), Master Executive Council (MEC) has transitioned all member services, including grievance filings and dispatch scheduling, to the Onion Routing Network.

Per MEC bylaws section 366.1-Tor:

Union solidarity shall remain encrypted against congressional subpoenas and parties not privy to union information.

ALFA MEC deeply apologizes to all furry aviation members for the inconvenience this has caused, but your officers have determined this to be the best course of action. Continuing to pay 0.10 US$/GB in operational funds from our members' union dues to serve our low-budget Internet satire violates our fiduciary duty to our bargaining units—especially at a time when public funds are increasingly squandered on bad-faith culture wars targeting our members and marginalized communities.

If you are a credentialed member of ALFA, access the ALFA Congressional Overreach Prevention Environment (COPE) via Tor Browser or Brave Browser's built-in Private Windows with Tor at:

http://ef6i6h3ot3g4qsqd4o2zev3jls2y5q3hcaszi7ljgjxpetz2bregm4id.onion

We thank Local Executive Council (LEC) 621's Mechanical and Avionics Workforce Subcommittee (MAWS) for deploying COPE during their mandatory rest periods.